random quotes!
awkward moments define my life
a guy can't hurt you if you don't let them
Faith makes all things possible, love makes it easy.
Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall.
Harold: I love you.
Maude: Oh, Harold... That's wonderful. Go and love some more.
Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell
you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's
gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor...
ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a
guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles,
butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of
jug... glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really
want to do is - forget it, no such luck.
Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to
my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred,
but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third,
sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I
sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom
floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the
next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!
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